Those “Friggin Laassseerrrsss” Hurt!

Yesterday I had laser surgery on my feet. Everything that I and my wife had found on the internet about it stated that it doesn’t hurt. In fact I found one that said that it was nearly painless. THEY ALL LIE!!!!! The procedure was very painful. I liken it to having a scalpel jammed into your foot over and over again. The pain after is probably the worst. My feet both feel like large bags of useless flesh hanging off my ankles. That is when they aren’t shooting stabbing pain up my legs. At least the technician didn’t pull the old doctor trick, “Don’t worry you’ll only feel a slight pinch”. He told me straight out it was going to hurt and that it would be painful for a few days. It just bothers me that I’ll have to do this every 2 weeks. I figure in two months time my feet will just fall off anyway.